Is that an innertube in your pants, or are you just FAT?

// November 17th, 2006 // Brain dumps

Well, if there is one goal that appears to be in sight, it’s that of getting myself to a nice, healthy weight.  For some of you, you might want to stop here, because unlike most of America, I’m trying to gain weight.  And no, I don’t want any of yours.  Believe it or not, I’ve heard that joke already.

As of this morning, I am down to only about 3 pairs of pants that really, genuinely fit me.  This is good!  I tried an old pair of slacks this morning and realized I would totally blow out the button on them if I sat down.  Anyone need pants?  The only real bitch of it is that I have packed away about 8 pairs of pants this year that I have outgrown.  Most of which are not old.  I’ve just really been pushing this year.  So now I need to go shopping this weekend and probably drop my old stuff by the Salvation Army.

So, go me.  Even though I am constantly on the run, I’ve managed to get this on the right track.  Next up, winter bike training.  While weight is good, I don’t need it all going to fat.

"Ask me about me wiener!"

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